Stolen Crown

A "crown," furtively borrowed from unaware "royalty."

Devo Candy

Devo Energy Dome (office candy bowl that never has any damn candy in it).

Clara

Clara’s pink trucker hat. Must be from a sweet sixteen or something, and beats Wendy’s Bar Mitzvah hat.  I have never met Clara, but her taste in hats is groovy, I especially like nothing about it.  Free from the clothing swap.

Weird kinda cowboyish/kinda sombreroish straw hat thing. Not really.  Free from last Sunday’s clothing swap.