I have decided to institute a Silly Hats Only policy in the workplace. Loans/Donations of silly hats will be graciously accepted. Also, I've decided to start posting anything I want about other peoples' silly hats.
Clara’s pink trucker hat. Must be from a sweet sixteen or something, and beats Wendy’s Bar Mitzvah hat. I have never met Clara, but her taste in hats is groovy, I especially like nothing about it. Free from the clothing swap.
Monday, October 12, 2009
Weird kinda cowboyish/kinda sombreroish straw hat thing. Not really. Free from last Sunday’s clothing swap.
Wendy had this in her attic. She said it’s probably from a Sweet Sixteen or Bar Mitzvah. That would make it about 15 years old, give or take. It’s one of those cheapster party hats that’s made out of cardboard or something. Why does Wendy have a 15 year old cardboard hat? Yeah.
We have one new hire at my office. An order was placed for supplies. This order included two trash cans, one obviously for the new hire. When I asked what the second one was for I was told that the business has purchased a new hat for me. Saying a trash can is a hat automatically makes it true.