Thursday, December 24, 2009


Rabbit, also borrowed from Amanda. Seriously. I think she actually wears these. I taped the ears up.
Without the ears taped up. Droopy.

Friday, December 18, 2009


Strawberry, borrowed form Amanda.  I've never actually seen it happen, but I think she probably wears this around town.

Monday, December 14, 2009


 One side of my fruits hat.
The other side of my fruits hat.

Monday, November 23, 2009

A cowby hat?

A cowby hat. Or a farmer hat. Or a sunhat for an old lady.  It turns out I don't really know what qualities make a cowboy hat.

Thursday, November 19, 2009


I bought a witch's hat that was super discounted since Halloween is over.  It was 49¢.
 With a lamp under my head.

Monday, November 16, 2009

Friday, October 30, 2009

Stolen Crown

A "crown," furtively borrowed from unaware "royalty."

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Devo Candy

Devo Energy Dome (office candy bowl that never has any damn candy in it).

Thursday, October 22, 2009


Clara’s pink trucker hat. Must be from a sweet sixteen or something, and beats Wendy’s Bar Mitzvah hat.  I have never met Clara, but her taste in hats is groovy, I especially like nothing about it.  Free from the clothing swap.

Monday, October 12, 2009

Weird kinda cowboyish/kinda sombreroish straw hat thing. Not really.  Free from last Sunday’s clothing swap.

Friday, August 28, 2009


Donated by Aaron, stylish, protective, and good for steaming vegetables.

Friday, July 31, 2009

Shower cap

 All weird and pulled out. The label said “Size Xtra Laged, One Size Fits All.”

Thursday, July 16, 2009

That plastic “Happy New Year” hat again, now with a bow that came on some candy box thing.

Monday, June 29, 2009

Wendy's cardboard hat

Wendy had this in her attic. She said it’s probably from a Sweet Sixteen or Bar Mitzvah. That would make it about 15 years old, give or take. It’s one of those cheapster party hats that’s made out of cardboard or something. Why does Wendy have a 15 year old cardboard hat? Yeah.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Tuesday, June 2, 2009


I am protected form flying debris.

Monday, May 11, 2009

Green Rastafari

I don’t know what the correct way to wear this hat is. It is silly with or without me underneath it.
A coworker suggests that this is the correct way to wear it. I don’t think so.
Maybe like this?
Or this?  This one actually looks the most feasible.
This makes it difficult to see, so I’m ruling it out.

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

 I don’t even know what the proper way to wear this hat is.
Maybe like this.
Probably not.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009


Borrowed from the womanfriend’s father. This hat is not made out of cotton in any way shape or form.

Wednesday, April 8, 2009


Not a particularly silly hat, but still pretty dumb looking. Also free from the clothing swap.

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Monday, March 23, 2009

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Trash Can

We have one new hire at my office. An order was placed for supplies. This order included two trash cans, one obviously for the new hire. When I asked what the second one was for I was told that the business has purchased a new hat for me. Saying a trash can is a hat automatically makes it true.

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Claire’s hat

Presumably Claire doesn’t think it’s silly, but, well, just look at it.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009


Not a hat, just some stuff I pulled out of the trash, stapled together, and put on my head.  Putting it on your head automatically makes it a hat.

Friday, January 2, 2009

Plastic “Happy New Year” hat

Found on the sidewalk.
Without the paper bit that says “Happy New Year.”  This makes me look like an orthodox Jew.