Cats in banana hats ring bells

Sheep

Cat Hat

The Lonely Flower

The Lonely flower.  Klappar Maskerad, from the brilliant and creative minds at IKEA (made in Vietnam).

No longer lonely.

More Wire Hangers

Well, just one wire hanger, but two Styrofoam™ cups (not actually Styrofoam™, just plastic foam).

Bedazzled Pleather

This baseball cap is silver pleather, bedazzled, and has sequins.  Perfect baseball season, right around the corner.  The label says it's by Kids Import (made in China).  Your mother dresses you funny.  It turns out that the Bedazzler website is as awful as the Bedazzler itself. 

Eggplant Mothballs

I don't know what this is.  It looks like an eggplant hat and smells horrendously like mothballs.

I don't know what this is. I thought it was a little old lady hat, but when I put it on it was way too small. Maybe a Pygmy little old lady hat.

I ♥ Jesus

 In black.

And white.

Colors

Painful, painful colors.  Also flowers.

Sea Captain Goes to the Game

A baseball hat with those gold buttons that have anchors on them, like sea captains wear, except these are plastic.
Donated by Jared.

The little bells jingle.

Green Rastafari

I don’t know what the correct way to wear this hat is. It is silly with or without me underneath it.

A coworker suggests that this is the correct way to wear it. I don’t think so.

Maybe like this?

Or this?  This one actually looks the most feasible.

This makes it difficult to see, so I’m ruling it out.

 I don’t even know what the proper way to wear this hat is.

Maybe like this.
Probably not.