FedEx Horns

A client sent me a bunch of CDs and papers via FedEx, so I folded up the envelope and put it on my head.

You can buy Princess Beatrice's wedding hat...

...if there's something wrong with you.

Princess, are we laughing with you, or laughing at you?  The answer is at you.  If you hurry, This hat can be yours.  Bid on ebay.  Only a bit more than four days left to bid, and the price is only up to $29,545.88.  Don't miss out!

05/22/2011: UPDATE! Some nameless philanthropist jackass won the hat, a steal at just $131,648.00

Sparkly Purple Baby Hat

After a brief hiatus, this thing.  Which was on my bedroom floor for months, but I finally did laundry.