Sheep

Cat Hat

Magical Rabbit Hat

A magic hat with a rabbit, from IKEA.  I don't know why it has patches.I guess they are magical patches.  Note that the rabbit is on the outside of this hat.  I have a stinking suspicion it is a non-magical rabbit and just a regular old hat.  Time will tell...

Bedazzled Santa Hat

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This was given to me by a random kid in front of a bodega.  He had a whole box of them that he was giving away.  Deadstock I guess.

My Grandmother's Hats

My grandmother passed away a few months ago.  These are some of her hats.

This one makes me think of a Tamara de Lempicka painting:

Strawberry Short Birthday

I can't really tell if this is supposed to be first and foremost a Birthday Cake or a Strawberry Shortcake.  No reason it can't be both, I suppose.  If nothing else, I am certain that it's not an Ice Cream Cake.  You can tell because it doesn't have those chocolate crunchy things at the bottom of it like the Carvel Ice Cream Cakes do.  I like those things.

This is another IKEA gem.  for some reason these were 50% off.  I know, I don't understand it either...

The Lonely Flower

The Lonely flower.  Klappar Maskerad, from the brilliant and creative minds at IKEA (made in Vietnam).

No longer lonely.

Racoon head

Totally Stylin...in 1956.  Hat donated by the girlfriend's father.  Photo taken months ago.  Post posted now.  Apparently Davy Crockett really did wear one of these things as a joke because of how awesome it is.  See for yourself:

Sparkly Purple Baby Hat

After a brief hiatus, this thing.  Which was on my bedroom floor for months, but I finally did laundry.

Miss Cleo

Fuzzy Miss Cleo turban.

Sort of:

 Want me to tell you your fortune?  Too bad.

Big & Fuzzy

Orange Fedora

Another Fuzzy Old Lady Hat

A fuzzy old woman hat.  It's the hat that is fuzzy, not the old- Never mind.  It smells like an old lady.

The little bells jingle.

Fuzzy Old Lady Hat

 I don't know how you're supposed to wear it, but it's fuzzy.

The other way around. I think this is backwards, but it makes more sense this way.

Jester's Cap

Furry purple

Another hat from Wendy.

Santa hat

Santa hat. Or a nightcap.   I'm not really sure what makes it one or the other except for the colors.  I'm also not sure why people used to wear hats to bed.

Soft Viking

Plush Wedding Hat. More comfortable.

Fruits

 One side of my fruits hat.

The other side of my fruits hat.