Magical Rabbit Hat

A magic hat with a rabbit, from IKEA.  I don't know why it has patches.I guess they are magical patches.  Note that the rabbit is on the outside of this hat.  I have a stinking suspicion it is a non-magical rabbit and just a regular old hat.  Time will tell...

Strawberry Short Birthday

I can't really tell if this is supposed to be first and foremost a Birthday Cake or a Strawberry Shortcake.  No reason it can't be both, I suppose.  If nothing else, I am certain that it's not an Ice Cream Cake.  You can tell because it doesn't have those chocolate crunchy things at the bottom of it like the Carvel Ice Cream Cakes do.  I like those things.

This is another IKEA gem.  for some reason these were 50% off.  I know, I don't understand it either...

More Wire Hangers

Well, just one wire hanger, but two Styrofoam™ cups (not actually Styrofoam™, just plastic foam).

Stovepipe

Did someone say Abe Lincoln?

Big & Fuzzy

Jester's Cap

Soft Viking

Plush Wedding Hat. More comfortable.

Fruits

 One side of my fruits hat.

The other side of my fruits hat.

Patriotic

Borrowed from the womanfriend’s father. This hat is not made out of cotton in any way shape or form.

Red

Not a particularly silly hat, but still pretty dumb looking. Also free from the clothing swap.

Garbage

Not a hat, just some stuff I pulled out of the trash, stapled together, and put on my head.  Putting it on your head automatically makes it a hat.