Another Chef's Hat

Another one of Aaron's Chef's hats.  This one is Swedish Chef poofy.

Stovepipe

Did someone say Abe Lincoln?

Tiny Sombrero

Pink Sequin-Encrusted Cowboy Hat

Almost as good as the leopard cowboy hat.

Tweedle Dee & Tweedle Dum

Jared & Dave's hats from their Tweedle Dee & Tweedle Dum costumes

Goofy

Dan's (impressive) home made Goofy hat for his Halloween costume.

Cleopatra

The first donation to come from overseas.  Rosa generously sent this from Spain.

Visor

Macramé visor.

Baby

Winter hat for baby.

Elf

Christmas elf.  The little things that look like bells are bells.

Eggplant Mothballs

I don't know what this is.  It looks like an eggplant hat and smells horrendously like mothballs.

Tiny

Donated by Frank & Beans, carted back from a jungle excursion in Central America.  Or something.

I don't know what this is. I thought it was a little old lady hat, but when I put it on it was way too small. Maybe a Pygmy little old lady hat.

Big & Fuzzy

I ♥ Jesus

 In black.

And white.

Colors

Painful, painful colors.  Also flowers.

Spy

Spy vs. Spy.  Cardboard.
Donated by Jared.

Green Straw Hat

Smaller than the giant one, and green. It looks like someone spray painted it.
Donated by Jared.

Green

A green little old lady hat.
Donated by Jared.

Sea Captain Goes to the Game

A baseball hat with those gold buttons that have anchors on them, like sea captains wear, except these are plastic.
Donated by Jared.

Sombrero

Donated by Jared

Orange Fedora

Two-Pointed

 Up.  ☺

Down.  ☹

Mickey Mouse Hat

Jared's Micky Mouse hat.

Winter Hat

 Pink & Neon Green.  Donated by Greg.

Giant Straw Hat

Another Fuzzy Old Lady Hat

A fuzzy old woman hat.  It's the hat that is fuzzy, not the old- Never mind.  It smells like an old lady.

The little bells jingle.

Sailor Hat

Fuzzy Old Lady Hat

 I don't know how you're supposed to wear it, but it's fuzzy.

The other way around. I think this is backwards, but it makes more sense this way.

Old Lady Sun Hat

Graduated

I don't know what side the tassel is supposed to be on.

Snowboard helmet

Lent by Justan.

Ĉapeloj de la mortintoj

Ĉapeloj de la mortintoj 1.

 Ĉapeloj de la mortintoj 2 (this one makes me feel like Brian Johnson).

Ĉapeloj de la mortintoj 3.
All three unknowingly donated by Aaron's grandfather.

Demon Deacon

Top hat, or, Something To Do With The Mascot of Wake Forest University.  Donated by Justan.

Jester's Cap

Gay Army Hat

Another hat that Amanda wore to work. Jungardaia said it looks like a gay army hat. Never having been in the Gay Army, I'm not certain if this is what their hats look like.

Chef's Hat

Aaron's Chef's hat.  Not Swedish Chef poofy.

Furry purple

Another hat from Wendy.

Santa hat

Santa hat. Or a nightcap.   I'm not really sure what makes it one or the other except for the colors.  I'm also not sure why people used to wear hats to bed.

Soft Viking

Plush Wedding Hat. More comfortable.

Bike Helmet

It says "Rhode Gear." Rhode like the island, but also like the road! It's a play on words! Get it?

I don't get it.

Leopard Cowboy

This is a real hat, not a plastic novelty thing.  Someone designed and produced it because they thought it would be a fashion statement.  Someone else bought and wore it.  Then I wore it.

Sophisticated Lady

Sometimes I wonder if I'm going to run out of hats, and then Amanda wears this type of thing to work.