Free old-lady-hat

Free old-lady-hat from last weekend’s clothing swap.

Trash Can

We have one new hire at my office. An order was placed for supplies. This order included two trash cans, one obviously for the new hire. When I asked what the second one was for I was told that the business has purchased a new hat for me. Saying a trash can is a hat automatically makes it true.

Claire’s hat

Presumably Claire doesn’t think it’s silly, but, well, just look at it.

Garbage

Not a hat, just some stuff I pulled out of the trash, stapled together, and put on my head.  Putting it on your head automatically makes it a hat.

FedEx Pope

Plastic “Happy New Year” hat

 

Found on the sidewalk.

 

Without the paper bit that says “Happy New Year.”  This makes me look like an orthodox Jew.

Halloween

Wedding hat