Shower cap

 All weird and pulled out. The label said “Size Xtra Laged, One Size Fits All.”

Square.

That plastic “Happy New Year” hat again, now with a bow that came on some candy box thing.

Wendy's cardboard hat

Wendy had this in her attic. She said it’s probably from a Sweet Sixteen or Bar Mitzvah. That would make it about 15 years old, give or take. It’s one of those cheapster party hats that’s made out of cardboard or something. Why does Wendy have a 15 year old cardboard hat? Yeah.

Beanie

I found this in the hallway at work

Hood

I am protected form flying debris.

Green Rastafari

I don’t know what the correct way to wear this hat is. It is silly with or without me underneath it.

A coworker suggests that this is the correct way to wear it. I don’t think so.

Maybe like this?

Or this?  This one actually looks the most feasible.

This makes it difficult to see, so I’m ruling it out.

Amanda's hat

Amanda wore this to work.

 I don’t even know what the proper way to wear this hat is.

Maybe like this.
Probably not.

Patriotic

Borrowed from the womanfriend’s father. This hat is not made out of cotton in any way shape or form.

Red

Not a particularly silly hat, but still pretty dumb looking. Also free from the clothing swap.

Hard hat

Donated by Ken.

Free old-lady-hat

Free old-lady-hat from last weekend’s clothing swap.

Trash Can

We have one new hire at my office. An order was placed for supplies. This order included two trash cans, one obviously for the new hire. When I asked what the second one was for I was told that the business has purchased a new hat for me. Saying a trash can is a hat automatically makes it true.

Claire’s hat

Presumably Claire doesn’t think it’s silly, but, well, just look at it.

Garbage

Not a hat, just some stuff I pulled out of the trash, stapled together, and put on my head.  Putting it on your head automatically makes it a hat.