Gay Army Hat

Another hat that Amanda wore to work. Jungardaia said it looks like a gay army hat. Never having been in the Gay Army, I'm not certain if this is what their hats look like.

Chef's Hat

Aaron's Chef's hat.  Not Swedish Chef poofy.

Furry purple

Another hat from Wendy.

Santa hat

Santa hat. Or a nightcap.   I'm not really sure what makes it one or the other except for the colors.  I'm also not sure why people used to wear hats to bed.

Soft Viking

Plush Wedding Hat. More comfortable.

Bike Helmet

It says "Rhode Gear." Rhode like the island, but also like the road! It's a play on words! Get it?

I don't get it.

Leopard Cowboy

This is a real hat, not a plastic novelty thing.  Someone designed and produced it because they thought it would be a fashion statement.  Someone else bought and wore it.  Then I wore it.

Sophisticated Lady

Sometimes I wonder if I'm going to run out of hats, and then Amanda wears this type of thing to work.

Conical Hat

A Vietnamese Nón lá.  There is a Vietnamese woman who works in my building.  This made her very happy.

Rabbit

Rabbit, also borrowed from Amanda. Seriously. I think she actually wears these. I taped the ears up.

Without the ears taped up. Droopy.

Strawberry

Strawberry, borrowed form Amanda.  I've never actually seen it happen, but I think she probably wears this around town.

Fruits

 One side of my fruits hat.

The other side of my fruits hat.

A cowby hat?

A cowby hat. Or a farmer hat. Or a sunhat for an old lady.  It turns out I don't really know what qualities make a cowboy hat.

Witch

I bought a witch's hat that was super discounted since Halloween is over.  It was 49¢.

 With a lamp under my head.

Small

Small. Free from the Arrow Community Center clothing swap.