Stolen Crown

A "crown," furtively borrowed from unaware "royalty."

Devo Candy

Devo Energy Dome (office candy bowl that never has any damn candy in it).

Clara

Clara’s pink trucker hat. Must be from a sweet sixteen or something, and beats Wendy’s Bar Mitzvah hat.  I have never met Clara, but her taste in hats is groovy, I especially like nothing about it.  Free from the clothing swap.

Weird kinda cowboyish/kinda sombreroish straw hat thing. Not really.  Free from last Sunday’s clothing swap.

Steamer

Donated by Aaron, stylish, protective, and good for steaming vegetables.

Shower cap

 All weird and pulled out. The label said “Size Xtra Laged, One Size Fits All.”

Square.

That plastic “Happy New Year” hat again, now with a bow that came on some candy box thing.

Wendy's cardboard hat

Wendy had this in her attic. She said it’s probably from a Sweet Sixteen or Bar Mitzvah. That would make it about 15 years old, give or take. It’s one of those cheapster party hats that’s made out of cardboard or something. Why does Wendy have a 15 year old cardboard hat? Yeah.

Beanie

I found this in the hallway at work

Hood

I am protected form flying debris.

Green Rastafari

I don’t know what the correct way to wear this hat is. It is silly with or without me underneath it.

A coworker suggests that this is the correct way to wear it. I don’t think so.

Maybe like this?

Or this?  This one actually looks the most feasible.

This makes it difficult to see, so I’m ruling it out.

Amanda's hat

Amanda wore this to work.

 I don’t even know what the proper way to wear this hat is.

Maybe like this.
Probably not.

Patriotic

Borrowed from the womanfriend’s father. This hat is not made out of cotton in any way shape or form.

Red

Not a particularly silly hat, but still pretty dumb looking. Also free from the clothing swap.