Bike Helmet

It says "Rhode Gear." Rhode like the island, but also like the road! It's a play on words! Get it?

I don't get it.

Leopard Cowboy

This is a real hat, not a plastic novelty thing.  Someone designed and produced it because they thought it would be a fashion statement.  Someone else bought and wore it.  Then I wore it.

Sophisticated Lady

Sometimes I wonder if I'm going to run out of hats, and then Amanda wears this type of thing to work.

Conical Hat

A Vietnamese Nón lá.  There is a Vietnamese woman who works in my building.  This made her very happy.

Rabbit

Rabbit, also borrowed from Amanda. Seriously. I think she actually wears these. I taped the ears up.

Without the ears taped up. Droopy.

Strawberry

Strawberry, borrowed form Amanda.  I've never actually seen it happen, but I think she probably wears this around town.

Fruits

 One side of my fruits hat.

The other side of my fruits hat.

A cowby hat?

A cowby hat. Or a farmer hat. Or a sunhat for an old lady.  It turns out I don't really know what qualities make a cowboy hat.

Witch

I bought a witch's hat that was super discounted since Halloween is over.  It was 49¢.

 With a lamp under my head.

Small

Small. Free from the Arrow Community Center clothing swap.

Stolen Crown

A "crown," furtively borrowed from unaware "royalty."

Devo Candy

Devo Energy Dome (office candy bowl that never has any damn candy in it).

Clara

Clara’s pink trucker hat. Must be from a sweet sixteen or something, and beats Wendy’s Bar Mitzvah hat.  I have never met Clara, but her taste in hats is groovy, I especially like nothing about it.  Free from the clothing swap.

Weird kinda cowboyish/kinda sombreroish straw hat thing. Not really.  Free from last Sunday’s clothing swap.

Steamer

Donated by Aaron, stylish, protective, and good for steaming vegetables.